Interesting/unusual/rare/odd experiences/visits/tales

I once fucked Zoe Ball's cousin.
She was proper mucky.
She told me her uncle was Johnny Ball.
She said think of a number.
I said 69.
Of course.
We went round the back of a nightclub in Batley.
She was wearing a catsuit (1993 era), so she took the whole thing off.
I gave her one on a railway embankment.
I couldn't cum.
I'd had too much booze.
She said, "I'm going to make you cum if it kills me!"
She made me cum.
It nearly killed me.

Can't remember her name though.
I'm a proper gent, me.