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we on about this home many games shit. ace.. wheres my season ticket

Should stick her in against Drogba, then he'd have something to whinge about

YouTube- BYU (vs) UNM - Total Bitch

The girl with the ponytail went down a little too easily.

More like that and people might start watching women's football.

She plays like Repka! She showed no mercy. WHU v Blackburn 3 years ago, Repka kicked Savage in the 4th minute. Everyone in the first 8 rows of the Bobby Moore hear the a crack and was amazed/disgusted that Savage got up and carried on. Repka calmly stood up and walked as far away from the incident as possible. Genius.

Big Dunc v Repka

Only one winner

But Savage was a cunt - even Taggart thought so and released him.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20091111/twl-germany-s-national-goalkeeper-killed-41f21e0.html

Robert Enke - RIP.

that challenge at 1:15 is ugly.

Worst away end in football. ACE!

http://www.footballspotter.com/worst-football/

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-sport/football/article-23768655-spurs-star-carlo-cudicini-is-seriously-injured-in-bike-crash.do

An email from a a disgruntled Grimsby Town fan after their humiliating 2-0 FA Cup home defeat to non league Bath City. ACE!

Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC,

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do.

I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return.

I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now.

Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

Yours sincerely

A very disillusioned Mariner

Can't believe our luck with RVP, i was just saying how he could do some damage if he keeps this form. He was quickly becoming my player of the season.. the year he shows he is world class..
fk it
at least Wonder boy Ramsey on form

An email from a a disgruntled Grimsby Town fan after their humiliating 2-0 FA Cup home defeat to non league Bath City. ACE!

Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC,

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. [snip]

[/snip]So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

Yours sincerely

A very disillusioned Mariner

Please cross-post it to "epic-win-thread", i think it should go there

now our left back cover! Gibbs is a class act and fit to step into Gaels boots.. fk international friendlys!

Traditionally November has not been a good month for us. But I explain that by the fact we had more injuries, it is the first period when they kick in.

Mystic Arsene

No that you lot care but strong rumours that Victor Anichebe is being forced to retire after the horrific tackle from that cunt Kevin Nolan last season. He should get banned for life too, eye for an eye and all that

No that you lot care but strong rumours that Victor Anichebe is being forced to retire after the horrific tackle from that cunt Kevin Nolan last season. He should get banned for life too, eye for an eye and all that

Not a fan of Anichebe, he strikes me as just another jumped-up-hood-rat-come-good-too-rich-too-soon.

Safe bet if he does retire he'll have no education to fall back on...shame.

I'm not a massive fan either but he's been with us since he was 12yo and he's still only 20. He could have had his career ended by a fuckin awful challenge - all Nolan got was a 3game ban
Never good to see a career end, especially after a clumsy malicious tackle. You just ask Alf Inge Haaland

I think it's terrible when any footballer has their career ended by an injury, regardless of who they play for. Nolan is free to continue earning more money than he'll ever need whilst Anichebe will have to try for a new career, having probably neglected his education to pursue his football career. It seems very unjust.

True. Nolan/Newcastle should give him a lump sum

If the rumours are to be believed then we'll be suing

Håland retired through injury, co-incidentally to the other knee, in 2002.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/2288164.stm

Shit'ouse!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NQCCcEr-gY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWPEtRmyneY

pisti

i've just seen the xmas pressie i'll be buying you for Xmas ...

15 minutes that shook the world

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/liverpool/article6920853.ece

That tackle is disgusting, 100% malicious and should be a straight ban for life OR force him to compensate for loss of earnings.

Arsenal now overtake Everton with Injurys, but it does prove Wenger doesn't need to buy.
We have a fantastic squad of players that can change formations and keep that attacking/passing game. without Clichy and RVP the Chelsea game is going to be a tough one but it means we haev to keep it on the floor, our game is quicker then Chelseas and we pass better so we have a chance if our midfielders can get into the box and keep the pressure on..

we got two games where the pressure is off a little before Chelsea.. Traoure or Silvestre can get their eye in to cover left back in time

Thierry Henry is a cheating cunt!!!!!!!!!!!! he has just controlled with his hand and crossed to gallas to score. Thats one of the most blatant handballs i have ever seen, probably since maradona.