1. "You picked the wrong girl"
    2. "InYourFace"
    3. "You do NOT mess with the fixed gear "community"" (air quote fingers on the "community" bit would be a bonus of 100 points)
    4. "Don't steal bikes bro"
    5. "Shame on you! This colour sucks!" :p
    6. *Must waggle finger in face flicking Strada chilli oil into the eyes with hand on hip, beyonce style*
    7. "Look, the tyres are still as when it was stolen. You can't even skid!"

    Fixed, possibly.

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