RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

day before yesterday whilst wearing full enclosure head phones and blatantly cycling my brakless bike on the pavement I past three coppers who all waved and smiled 'bonjour mon petit ami Anglais - which is why I live here and not over there where the filth are a bunch of miserable cunts

But "petit ami" means boyfriend. Are you dating the three at the same time?