Offered: Nothing to sell

They're giving them for free on Tooley Street. At least that's what I've heard...

Tsk, I told Cj to put it away! :|

Any chance you could thrown in something for free to sweeten the deal?

Has this nothing always been this way, or was it once an imaginary something?

That's a little bit tricky to be honest, a philosophical maze, incorporeality renders it indivisible (I think) - some might mistakenly think I am selling some 'air' (which is divisible) - but I am actually selling nothing (ie: I have nothing to sell) - so have nothing to divide.

(I think ?)

To be honest I am not even sure that there is a 'thing' (or a 'state') called nothing - I currently lean on the side of saying there is no such thing as 'nothing'.

But, yes if it doesn't shift by the end of the week I will split it.

I think you'll be ok with this Tynan. Set theory tells us that the empty set can be split into an infinte number of empty sets. However, each empty set will be literally the same thing.

Of course this means that each person wanting a part will have to make do with the whole thing instead, and each will have to suffer the ignominy of having the same thing as everyone else.

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Set theory tells us that the empty set can be split into an infinte number of empty sets. However, each empty set will be literally the same thing.

Brilliant! Tynan can bump it up every day then

is it the same as on the bay by the way?

Come on, tynan, this is so transparently an alias of yours, linking to your own item on eBay. Reported.

is it a bit like a Chinese meal- you eat it, but after short while you feel you've eaten nothing? So are you selling the nothing in a Chinese meal?

Or maybe its the same type of nothing McDonalds have in their burgers (although I did think they were carpet burgers)...

As for dividing it up, its infinitely divisible, so there's enough to go round the world just soooo many times.

Now I'm really thinking hard here- whenever I say to Mrs E "is there any wrong, have I done something?" and she say's "nothing" and stomps off in the huff, maybe "nothing" is a cause for concern as it upsets women - and none have posted on here so far, so point made.

Is having nothing to sell, better than having nothing to loose?

I suppose those intereseted have nothing to gain from this sale. Yet if 'nothing ventured, is nothing gained' then I fail to see the point in cash offers.

Personally, I was always told I'd amount to nothing, so I'll save my pennys and wait for that thanks.

Tynan started out with nothing; he's clearly got most of it left.

I presume its 700c?

I do think this is a huge great fuss all about nothing........ I'm sure it'll blow over

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Nothing has blown out of proportions already

I think tynan will soon be forced to hold a sale, anyway, with the slogan 'NOTHING MUST GO'.

What is the provenence of this lack of a thing? Did a powerful emperor once imagine it was some fine garb and expose himself before his subjects in the mistaken belief that it made him look more regal and impressive, only to realise he was actually naked?

If not, I don't want it.

Is it true that Nothing can stop us now?
Or compare to you?

Its versatile if thats the same gear?

is nothing like space, and we're on a different planet?

And if we have space all around, will my Council Tax be affected?

To return to nothing-

And if I have nothing, how will somebody get something for nothing?

I have nothing to say, but I think some bugger's lip reading here!

Being as we are now all a form of nothing as is everything, so nothing can be anything, so I want it, I want it now, and I shall pay you with some other form of nothing.

Deal?

Guys, you should be careful when bidding on this.

Remember that if you have a bag with an infinite amount of nothings, and you reach in to pull a nothing out, you can be sure of two things:

1.) The chances of you pulling a particular nothing out is zero
2.) You will pull a nothing out

tynan only started this thread so he can sing this when he gets the right offer:

YouTube- BROS - I Owe You Nothing (1988) video

i bet he's sat at home hitting refresh having secured grolsch beer caps to his shoes

I'm getting nothing out of this

Here where i live we have a shop that`s name can be translated as "Shop of Everything" * and each time i pass it i think along the lines: "can i please have 250 grams of everything" and "can you please pack everything separately". This thread kinda reminds me of it.

• the shop actually sells nonsense, little chinese plastic bits and bobs and dolls nad calculators and watches and so forth.
  

Tyanan is yves klien and I claim my £0.00

If you were to split, wouldn't it lead to the destruction of the Universe? Then we can find out about this God and afterlife business.