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@Smallfurry
Needs a potatoe chopped alien to burst out his chest. Then it would be comedy genius.
Personaly I think we take minor personal injury, too lightly, outside of football.
The next time I stand on a Lego block I fully intend on rolling from side to side wimpering. I should probably do some 'reaching to the stars, begging for relief' gestures too.
Maybe the appropriate response to being lightly caught in the face by someones umbrella should be to go down on my knees with my face in my hands, and refuse to allow anyone to touch me for ten minutes.
Maybe the fair play bands should be replaced with HTFU bands for next season.
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