Football

I have to say that the Liverpool dive was very funny. Remember the cries of injustice when Chelsea were awarded a penalty against them at Anfield a few years ago. The referee had to apologise and was banned for a number of games. No such cries after last night's fiasco.

The FA and referees are so up the bottom holes of ManU and Liverpool that they must need floodlights to find their way to the loo.

Has Chelsea's transfer ban been lifted, yes. Now who's arse are the FA up?

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