Readers Wives Anti Porn

any bike that is sensibly built for the purpose is good by me, so the smallfurrysnowmobile is really not anti porn at all

I agree with the 'built for purpose', but its still pretty pengy. The combination of MTB groupset and cycloX frame, looks seriuously ill concieved. Possibly not anti because it combines cheap parts to build a useful bike. As opposed to the usual combinations of the best money can buy componentry, combined to produce to worst the eye can behold.
OK, so Penge not anti then ;)

do they still do the troll snot sweets - a hard candy thing with a salt liquorice flavour - used to love them

Yes and they ming big time. Along with all salty sweets.