Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Before:
http://static.londonfgss.com/attachments/16831d1257101709-p5240014.jpg
After:
http://static.londonfgss.com/attachments/16856d1257159331-dsc00106.jpg

I wondered how long it would take you.

Edit : I'd like to say, in my defence, that it is probably not the same bake that Hinault rode. He most certainly used the one equipped with campagnolo parts, like this one :

http://www.gitaneusa.com/images/catalog/1978_pg2.jpg

And not Huret, like mine (bottom of this page : http://tinyurl.com/yewdhnx but even then, it says in the description that it is equipped with Dural brakes, whereas mine had Weinmann). Still, I do feel a complete and utter prat.