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I once went to a relatives house on holiday and on the first morning i blocked the toilet with a huge shit, then when i flushed the toilet again to try and get it down, the toilet and bits of shit overflowed in the bathroom. There was no toilet roll left so picked up the shit with my hands and forced them and the bigger shit round the u-bend with my hands so the water would go down. then i mopped up the water on the bathroom floor with some towels, put them in the bottom of the washing basket and washed my hands. Job done. Beware american toilets that have narrow u bends.

Classic!.