Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Well said, sir. Tell me, how many pints are required to keep you spitting and ranting like this little display here for say, a couple of hours? I have some mates that are headed down a sordid path and need a head shake (mostly to sort out their asymmetrical haircuts), or rather, just a kick in the pants. Do you kick people in the pants as well?

If you know me, you realise I'm the worst haircut type about. I'm fucking excellent at ranting though, beer seems to chill that out in me though...

Just tell them how lame it all is and that the bikes are shit. No-one wants to be seen with a shit bike on their t-shirt...