Where can I put my money that won't make me angry?

So.. it's a big nasty steaming pile of toss bollocks.. just like the regular cuntbanks?

Did I read that right?

Yep, just like regular bank accounts, but with some terminology changed - basic equivocation.

Once you have put your money into a Sharia account it cannot be loaned to others (that is against Sharia law !!!) . . . . . but it can be (eh . . . em) "invested" . . . . if you go overdrawn you will certainly not be charged interest (that is against Sharia law !!!), but you will be charged . . (eh . . .em) 'maintenance' . . . . . mortgages are of course not loans (that is against Sharia law !!!) but a lease that as it is paid off reduces the banks share of the house . . . . . etc etc.

Just the usual religious intellectual dishonesty.

I'd go for the Co-op.