Where can I put my money that won't make me angry?

Smile is run by the Co Op and isn't a terrible bank. Personally I find the security measures they've put in place (using weird little calculator things to validate your bank transfers) a pain in teh arse, but they are ethical.

The card readers?
I think they're a great idea, kinda nifty.

I hear the Co-op bank is pretty sturdy, decent rates n all that ,
but if i were you i'd keep it in my mattress.