Why Are Aussies So Hated?

You have lived such a full and rich life.

Its not been all fast cars and loose women.

Why would one cook cheese- is this part of the process that I was unaware of?
Cooked as in cooked actual cheese, or cooked as in part of the process of making cheese?

I may have taken a bit of licence when I said I 'cooked' cheese. Actually what I did was 'stir' cheese in big vats.

Offcut cheese + floor sweepings + mouldy cheese + big bottles of non-descript chemicals + heat = processed cheese.