Pedestrian solipsism

The other favourites are the bad boy homestyleesss who step out, look up aitchya and walk like they dangerously close to touching cloth with a dead leg and their dads shoes. shuffling along as picking their feet up would result in the stupidly massive shoes dropping off.
they step out like the world should stop, drivers slam on the brakes and beep horns then they use their fingers like they are guns or something.
all a bit new school but i have clipped a few of these fkrs with great effect

Saturday night I had 3 of these shufflin' gangstas, 2 crossing one way, one the other. They all saw me, made eye contact, but only the 2 walking together slowed their shuffle to allow my right of way. They even held their hands up to the lone ranger shufflin' the other way. He really didn't care and I know I was close to him because the two decent shufflers did a sharp intake of breath. I looked back and the third guy was not even fazed, he was still shufflin'. That guy was either high, had his eyes closed, or was some sortof Keanu Reeves in The Matrix type person.