I hate

Why margerine even exists?
Created in response to feedback that refridgerated butter was too difficult to spread and damaged soft bread.

Who the fuck thought Ahh that chicken has just shat an 3 dimensional eliptical object, I reckon that that would go well with the ground up meal of the really tall inedible grass, baked carefully, obviously, and oooh to go with that how bout a nice sup of that white and black spotted creatures dangly bits.
I dont know but he's a fucking legend.

Why the bicycle has 2 wheels?
In resoponse to the creation of the word bicycle ('bi' meanining 2, 'cycle' meanining wheels

Why Obama got a Peace prize?
"Hope" innit.... yawn

Why risers and a track drop stem look a bit odd?
They dont

The benefits of a Spok against Captain Spok or whoever the fuck that is, in a bicyclular usage.
Its Mr. Spock, Science Officer of the USS Enterprise. And he is fucking rad.

The carefully outlaid benefits of cycling drunk as opposed to the far more dangerouse walking home drunk, against potentiall losses.
Cycling is more fun

The absolute certitude that if you pass more than 10 cabs on your way home, one will put his/her head out the window and call you a fucking cunt, who should get a real job.
Driving a taxi is a real job.

Can we get back to the shit slinging now? That was fucking boring.

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