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  • ^ooh Mika, good shout!

  • Mika can burn.

    Well, his music and persona anyway. I'm sure he's a decent enough chap.

    God, I'm so crap at being malicious.

  • Yeah you were sticking up for Jammirrorqueued the other day.....I tell ya, ever since you did that Lucky 7 tee.....you've *changed...

    ;)
    *

  • no you don't. Think for a seccond about the consequences of this, if you thought the last recession was bad what will happen when no one can fudge numbers any more? how many marriges would end over night? how many people would be fired for telling their boss exactly what they think of their new idea? The entire genre of fiction would be done. Imagine the threat to national security.

    that took bout 30 seconds.

    Good to see you taking a little more time to think things though these days Chris.

  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry.
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry.
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging


  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
    44. The Queen Mother
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
    44. The Queen Mother
    45. Crocs
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
    44. The Queen Mother
    45. Crocs
    46. Lilly Allen
    47. Keane
    48. Suits
    49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
    44. The Queen Mother
    45. Crocs
    46. Lilly Allen
    47. Keane
    48. Suits
    49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
    50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
    51. Pistanator
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
    44. The Queen Mother
    45. Crocs
    46. Lilly Allen
    47. Keane
    48. Suits
    49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
    50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
    51. Pistanator
    52. Umbrellas
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
    44. The Queen Mother
    45. Crocs
    46. Lilly Allen
    47. Keane
    48. Suits
    49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
    50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
    51. Pistanator
    52. Umbrellas
    53. Forum bitch fights
    54. Starfucks™
  • Strictly come dancing. Tango tastic............. umm No

  • 7 gok wan - Go Wank

    +1

  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
    44. The Queen Mother
    45. Crocs
    46. Lilly Allen
    47. Keane
    48. Suits
    49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
    50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
    51. Pistanator
    52. Umbrellas
    53. Forum bitch fights
    54. Starfucks™
    55. Strictly come dancing
    56. Sloanies
    57. Sarah Beeny
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
    44. The Queen Mother
    45. Crocs
    46. Lilly Allen
    47. Keane
    48. Suits
    49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
    50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
    51. Pistanator
    52. Umbrellas
    53. Forum bitch fights
    54. Starfucks™
    55. Strictly come dancing
    56. Sloanies
    57. Sarah Beeny
    58. Religion
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
    44. The Queen Mother
    45. Crocs
    46. Lilly Allen
    47. Keane
    48. Suits
    49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
    50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
    51. Pistanator
    52. Umbrellas
    53. Forum bitch fights
    54. Starfucks™
    55. Strictly come dancing
    56. Sloanies
    57. Sarah Beeny
    58. Religion
    59. Barry bethel
    60. Cillit Bang
  • 1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
    33. Kanye West
    34. Working late.
    35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
    36. laryngitis
    37. James Martin
    38. The human race
    39. Coriander
    40. Estate Agents
    41. Boris Cameron
    42. Chris Martin
    43. Blu Ray
    44. The Queen Mother
    45. Crocs
    46. Lilly Allen
    47. Keane
    48. Suits
    49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
    50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
    51. Pistanator
    52. Umbrellas
    53. Forum bitch fights
    54. Starfucks™
    55. Strictly come dancing
    56. Sloanies
    57. Sarah Beeny
    58. Religion
    59. Barry bethel
    60. Cillit Bang
      67 Cilla Black
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