Football

The armband song
His armband proved he was a red
Torres, Torres
'You'll never walk alone', it said
Torres, Torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball, he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine!
na nar na nar
na nar na nar
na nar na nar
na nar na nar
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine!

LIverpool average 3.14 goals per game
Torres average 1.14 goals per game

Xavi who ?

He came to us when Henry left
Eddie, Eddie
He score more goals than Darren bent
Eddie, Eddie
He broke his leg and he'll be back
and Darren bent will still be crap
Eduardo SIlva Arsenals number 9
da da da da da da da da etc etc

the beauty is we don't rely on one player