Two fella's sat in a pub
One says to the other:
"I fucked your Mum last night, she was a right dirty bitch. We did everything, doggy, her on top, 69, anal then she gave me a tit-wank while sucking my cock and I spunked all over her face!"
The other fella puts his pint down and says:
"Let's go home Dad, I think you've had enough!"
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Two fella's sat in a pub
One says to the other:
"I fucked your Mum last night, she was a right dirty bitch. We did everything, doggy, her on top, 69, anal then she gave me a tit-wank while sucking my cock and I spunked all over her face!"
The other fella puts his pint down and says:
"Let's go home Dad, I think you've had enough!"