For Sale: Brooks saddles

i've got a honey brown brooks b17 standard you can buy. its well broken in but the thing is i want paying for my time.

They go for £44.95 which obviously i will need so i can replace it with a new one.
then i reckon i've done about 10k miles so at a very reasonable rate of 1p per mile thats an extra £100, its in great condition, i'll post a picture tonight.

thanks.

Assuming you average 20mph, by my calculations, you're renting your bum out for 20p an hour.

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