For Sale: Brooks saddles

OK I'll give it to you straight, bike rider.

1. You don't use any paragraph breaks or punctuation.
   
2. Your drivel is repetitive and meaningless.
   
3. You don't have to wear in a saddle. It's bollocks. It will shape a bit to the SHAPE OF **YOUR **ARSE. Buying a saddle worn to the shape of somebody else's arse is a waste of time.
   
   

Now please fuck off.