Spotted...

I saw some bloke who used to be on the Bill riding up Stoke Newington Church Street yesterday, all pissed up with no top on shouting at the top of his voice about how it had gone all shit since they re-branded the show.

NB: I made everthing thing up after the comma to make it sound more interesting.

My Dad's only ever gay kiss was with the bloke who used to play Reg Hollis in The Bill, back in the 70s. That's my most obscure (and noteworthy) claim to fame.