Roadie Rap

http://www.cyclelicio.us/2009/08/its-all-about-performance.html

Oh no. Before anyone starts gertie is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet and not a regular on here. Sorry Gertie, that's all i can do for you.

/gets popcorn and a beer

I'm just picturing Gertie's hair going up in the flaming :S

Oh no. Before anyone starts gertie is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet and not a regular on here. Sorry Gertie, that's all i can do for you.

good save

Haha that's funny Gertie! Good find.

LOCKS THREAD

Leave him. Take me instead!

WiganWill WAC!

cokey

Way to go with your first post!

Burn them both, pound their charred bones into a fine dust, piss on it, transform it into a clay-like substance,then form the phrase 'I AM A CUNT!' from the murderous slurry... Or something...

UTFS
(my first ever 'utfs'!! xD)

Come on... that is good.

My suggestion actually works... Tried it with a coupla boy scouts once...

Ha ha! You did it :D

Ha ha! You did it :D

I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means: some kind of courier raid? Cos I'm working with Gertie tomorrow and I don't want to have to speak harshly to him.

/whistles innocently

Wait, you're back on the road?

^Sort of; days here and there. and enjoying it too; really really missed being out there in the city with no wanker hovering over your shoulder asking what you are doing. Desk jobs suck.
Good old Gertie. I shall buy him a lemonade tomorrow.

Good to hear, after a over a year I'm amazed that I still love my job and look forward to getting out on the road (once the coffee kicks in anyway).

Will the ex-ex-enger.

Which company are you with now?

How are your injuries. Any luck with the lawyers?

^I don't want to derail this lovely thread so i will talk to you tomorrow night clive; working on the road tomorrow at least gives me the perfect excuse for being slow on the rollers.

Oh and say hello to Gertie tomorrow and tell him to ignore the "utfs" merchants on here. It's good to see him posting.

^ I think you missed something Clive; Gertie's post was a well planned wind up. I'm not pointing any festerfingers but someone on here knows the score....

It's all so fucking cliquey, isn't it.