"Im Alan Partridge and this is golfing action. Seve Ballesteros, The Bullfighter, thats what I call him. Technically, he's a professional golfer. A friend of mine said recently - What do you get if you cross a ballerina and a bastard?... Ballesteros was the answer. I guess if you analyse that, Seve combines the qualities of both those animals. He has the lithe sophistication and nimbleness of a ballerina combined with the hard-nosed ruthless thuggery of a bastard."
"Im Alan Partridge and this is golfing action. Seve Ballesteros, The Bullfighter, thats what I call him. Technically, he's a professional golfer. A friend of mine said recently - What do you get if you cross a ballerina and a bastard?... Ballesteros was the answer. I guess if you analyse that, Seve combines the qualities of both those animals. He has the lithe sophistication and nimbleness of a ballerina combined with the hard-nosed ruthless thuggery of a bastard."