I got woken up the other night

"Probably me next"

Sports casual, a look that says 'I am in control of my vehicle'.

ice white socks with double chevron action flash

Move and Fire.
Move and Fire.

Back of the net.

Twat! That was liquid football SHIT! Did you see that!?

my next guest is a lady hypnotist shes as american as moms apple tart but shes not a tart

Ladyboy chasers!

Mentalist

"No sorry, she's just weird. Sorry love......a bit odd"

take that horse to the stable and give it a kiss

Not sure what that is, hope it's not a dead horse. They're not going to fit it in the back of a Volvo 340.

Wooooh, thats English for stop a horse.

"It's just a deaf school, not deaf offenders?"

"Does that mean there will be noise or there won't?"

I'm not having a go at anyone. I'm having a pop at the undead.

"Well, while driving like she was might be big and clever on the rally track, it certainly isn't on a housing estate. Remember - lives matter. Chris."

Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway

alan partridge . right how much pubic hair have you got
child genius . none because i'm nine
alan partridge. well i'm 37 and i've got plenty.

(Alan to Jill)

"[B][/B]It's good this, isn't it? Even though we're basically just listing [st]chocolate bars[/st] Alan Partridge quotes."

I recently DL the entire On the Hour Radio 4 series 1 and 2 and have been working my way through it over the past few weeks. It's incredible.

"If it's cycling championships you're after, you can't say fairer than the Tour De France"

your nets full of holes

(Alan to Jill)

"It's good this, isn't it? Even though we're basically just listing [st]chocolate bars[/st] Alan Partridge quotes."

Cashback!

she's only 33!

You join me now in the helicopter as we look down on these cyclists that look somehow like cattle in a mad way, but cattle on bikes.

Back of the net.

This wins.

Ladyboy chasers!

Along with this, obviously.