For Sale: Gorgeous Baby Blue Fixie

But on my point - you do charge charge to repair peoples punctures?

There is no evidence the bikes are poorly built - but thats a very good point

Canned chicken = good pet.

and... yep ... i think i've lost the pulse on this thread.

i'm calling it, 17:10. someone notify the family.

maybe in a few minutes.. no harm in playing with the corpse for a bit.... makes corpse's right hand into a wanking sign

ok, poke it with a stick for a bit before the coroner gets here.

i only just found this thread and did sort of sympathise a bit but it turns out it seems to be someone trying to cash in on an overpriced trend by looking at 2006 fgg photos.. then again all he's getting is advice on how to up his game here, people should have just ignored it as a silly price..

I wonder how old the seller is? :-I

age ain't nothin but a number.

am more suited to mountain bikes

But on my point - you do charge charge to repair peoples punctures?

There is no evidence the bikes are poorly built - but thats a very good point

Of course we charge to repair punctures. Point is, we don't advertise our puncture-mending skills by setting up a website with photographs of innertubes bulging out of tires, or Presta valves protruding out of Schraeder holes, etc. If we did, I'd hope that someone publicly mocked us for it.
Anyway let's agree to disagree. Thread hijack.
Less arguing, more Z$.

we don't advertise our puncture-mending skills by setting up a website with photographs of innertubes bulging out of tires, or Presta valves protruding out of Schraeder holes, etc.

Maybe you should. Just the thought of it has sold it to me......

me too, mine is looking soft.. where can i get it swapped out??

me too, mine is looking soft.. where can i get it wapped out??

puerility much needed here.

Maybe you should. Just the thought of it has sold it to me......

This brings 'bulging innertube' and 'canned chicken' closer together than any of us might like.

it's Uncle Albert off Only Fools!

^ Haha!

But srsly, A fucking SHEEP'S HEAD in a jar!
SHIT. THE. BED.

Take this... KAPOW

I see your chicken.

I raise you The Meat Museum.

(Courtesy of The Potted Meat Museum.)

Sheep's head in a jar is my favourite.

I am quite partial to potted meat. One of my dads friends makes a lovely loaf back home.

It's by no means a website i'd bookmark, revisit or even finish reading.. but there are hundreds like it, can't see it as offensive but it's wrong to tear it to shreds. if you can do better do it man

I could but if I post the link up again V told me I'm banned ;o(((

I'm 18 and this is my brothers account, sorry for putting a bike i spent loads of time and money on for a price that would just about see me even!!! You guys could potentially give me some advise for what its worth etc and start proving you all know something about fixies rather than just claiming you do and then ripping the piss out of me!! I pity you people sad enough to slate me without showing any means of being anything other than demeaning critics, you know so much then why not help the new guy out? Seriously, this fixie community's damn hostile!!!

this fixie community's damn hostile!!!

it's a jungle out there

Did your brother know what you were posting?

for a price that would just about see me even!!!

Here's some help for you...

I'm 18 and ... damn hostile!!!

Stop saying FIXIE!!

Nice fixie

Fixie ma nixie.

Seriously, this fixie community's damn hostile!!!

This is London mate.

Fixie was the buzz word for a lotta Hipsters on here about a year ago. Little dudes gotta point, stop bustin his balls n let it lie. Theres plenty of proper cnuts to fuck with on here if you wona go toe-toe.jUST FILL HIM IN ON THE NEW HARDCORE LINGUA SO HE CAN SOUND DOPE LIKES THE REST OF MASSI