Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

Peter Andre is the celeb guest of Saturday Kitchen.

Come on, someone needs to call the show. Double whammy!

I'm not even sure it's worth the price of a phone call.

Peter Andre is the celeb guest of Saturday Kitchen.

Come on, someone needs to call the show. Double whammy!

I went to see Jonathan Ross being filmed on Thursday... Andre was on, and he is nice enough, decent bloke in all honesty. Worth a dozen Martins anyway.

I hope his house floods.

I hope his house floods.

....with the intestinal effluent of a thousand hard-working kitchen porters after a particularly rancid curry.

I was actually in the same room as Mister Martin, shooting for Food Fight, He told Racist and Sexist jokes that dint make the cut... my sexist and racist jokes would have made the cut, they are ace.

Tried to call in to Saturday Kitchen, couldnt get though - assumed all of LFGSS were calling at the same time to ask rancid questions

I hope his doctor orders him to loose weight, and start cycling, and he has to join the forum and beg forgiveness for his dark past. We would forgive him, wouldn't we?

I hope he misplaces his Eccles cake.

The bugger's on radio 2 soon.

I can't help but feel like this was all rather blown out of proportion. I really don't think his article perpetuates an inconsiderate attitude towards cyclists. i wouldn't have written it in a million years, but it was obviously meant as a (pathetic) joke.

Quote: I went to see Jonathan Ross being filmed on Thursday... Andre was on, and he is nice enough, decent bloke in all honesty. Worth a dozen Martins anyway.

What did you think of Jayzee live?.The band & female vocalist did'nt sound too bad on the tv.

I hope toilet tissue sticks to his shoe.

Guys he really isn't worth the bother, then again we could all enjoy "The spot the martin competion" and creep up behind him on our very quiet (well rather more than the Tesla) bikes and bang even harder on the back of his car and scare the shit out of him, we could then post a league table and offer prizes if it happened every day he'd be a quivering wreck by the end of the week and spend most of his time looking behind himself.......not that I condone this kind of behavour of course!!

Jay-Z came out, did his thing and then disappeared again. It was good but it sounded much better on the aired program. The track's ok I suppose. I'm not exactly a huge fan but I do reckon he's an extremely talented person.

THEY GOT ME DOWN AS AINSLEY FUCKING HARRIOT!!!
bleak times...again

You don't look like Ainsley Harriot at all.

Superprecise doesn't look like Anne Robinson.

And vice versa.

I hope his pritt stick runs out.

I hope his doctor orders him to loose weight.

My cat has loose weight. Her belly flaps from side to side when she runs...

You don't look like Ainsley Harriot at all.

Superprecise doesn't look like Anne Robinson.

And vice versa.

fuck that - don't make the sook feel better.

MG - "prick with a fork"

You're just trying to turn this thread into a sausage fest.

Oh, wait, it already is.

I hope his pritt stick dries out.

fixed

MORE CUNTS!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1215131/ROBERT-HARDMAN-Lycra-louts-drive-crazy.html

let the Daily Mail rant begin all ovr again

just shows you what a bunch of ignorant, uninformed twats Mail readers and writers alike are. In the piece above he rants about Cycling England as if they were a huge faceless corporation, For the record, Phillip Darnton works with two other people full time.

for my mate:-
braindead automatons on a consumption mission to doom

From the article:

The wholly predictable consequence of such a law is that some cyclists will take even more risks with the traffic in the knowledge that the law is on their side regardless.

He seems to be ignoring that having a collision with a vehicle/the road/etc hurts.

I could run into another vehicle in my car at a fairly decent pace- airbags would deploy, crumple zones would crumple and so on, but I'd be likely to be ok, maybe some slight tinnitus from the airbags.

I'd need to get a new car, but I'd have all my limbs and so forth.

I have personal experience of being in a collision with a motor vehicle earlier this year and I found that I had a crumple zone- the bones of my jaw and also my teeth.

My teeth should be replaced just in time for Christmas, which is nice.

Pricey though- 2.5 times the cost of my car in fact.

Yawn. The article is crap, full of laziness and misinformation. I've read hundreds of articles like this. Don't feed the troll.