White van driving wanker

A couple of weeks ago two white vans were jostling for position on the road. They were jovially shouting at each other.

I wanted to get through so shouted "Beep beep" and one passenger leant out and asked what was up?

I did a mock rant "fucking White vans. Going slowly getting in my way, don't you know I have work to go to. Get out of my damn way. Don't you know I pay my road tax."

The occupants of both vans all burst into fits of laughter and they opened a gap for me to filter through.

Then you grabbed them from their vans, threw them to the floor and rode off with the keys?