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  • A couple of weeks ago two white vans were jostling for position on the road. They were jovially shouting at each other.

    I wanted to get through so shouted "Beep beep" and one passenger leant out and asked what was up?

    I did a mock rant "fucking White vans. Going slowly getting in my way, don't you know I have work to go to. Get out of my damn way. Don't you know I pay my road tax."

    The occupants of both vans all burst into fits of laughter and they opened a gap for me to filter through.

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