Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

Oooh I'd love to see that without all the boring talk about newspaper articles and that.

Oooh I'd love to see that without all the boring talk about newspaper articles and that.

To which we are contributing right now...

I'll hang back for now though as I don't want to jinx the thread by publishing an early obituary.

*Stops contributing to boring bits and (hopefully) goes back to giggling helplessly at "I hopes".

I hope he gets Lulu's section of Take That's 'Relight My Fire' stuck in his head.

I hope he is made uncomfortable by having to entertain his father-in-law's racist views over christmas dinner.

I hope he finds blood on his lavatory paper.

...someone else's?! :s

Thoughtful article in the Torygraph, which highlights Martin's half-baked thoughts:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cheiamlani/100001760/cyclists-should-thank-james-martin/

Didn't want to keep this thread going, but seemed like a decent article.

Lol . . thats a good article, in fact probably the only dececent thing i have read in that rag for many a year

I hope he can't find any lavatory paper and is forced to re-dress pre-wiping, knowing full well there may be skid marks.

I hope that he hears a Duran Duran song on the radio in the morning and then can't get it out of his head all day.

I hope that next time he opens a recipie book to make some deliciously tasty treats, he sees the following and realizes that he is a cunt.***

Ingrediants:***
**
J**am
Apple juice
Marmalade
Eggs
Single cream

  **M**ango

Apricot
Rosemary
Truffles
Ice cream (James Martin own brand - cunt flavour)
Nutella (mmmmm)
Chocolate salty balls
Unsalted mixed nuts
Nutmeg
Tyme

I hope he buys a new goat and tries to milk it from its single udder before realising he should have looked more carefully.

I hope that next time he opens a recipie book to make some deliciously tasty treats, he sees the following and realizes that he is a cunt.

Ingrediants:

Jam
Apple juice
Marmalade
Eggs
Single cream
Mango
Apricot
Rosemary
Truffles
Ice cream (James Martin own brand - cunt flavour)
Nutella (mmmmm)
Chocolate salty balls
Unsalted mixed nuts
Nutmeg
Tyme

That would be fuckin disgustin!

What are you, a chef?!

I hope he gives himself a paper-cut at his own book signing.

I hope that just after saying farewell to an acquaintance he thinks of something witty he could have said to them which he then tries out on the next person he sees, only to be met with an awkward silence.

I hope when he next gets asked to tell a joke the only one he can think of is the one about the green tarmac

I hope he swaps numbers with a really hot girl at a club. But she doesn't return his call.

I hope he swaps numbers with the really hot girl at the club, but when he calls it takes her a few seconds to remember who he is.

I hope he gets Lulu's section of Take That's 'Relight My Fire' stuck in his head.

Oh thank you very fucking much!

I hope he gets a cat from the RSPCA but it just doesn't get on well at his house and he has to give it back

I hope that everyone soon realises that time is about up on this thread...

I hope he starts a car thread on a bike forum in jest and is forever tainted as a car lover.

the poor bastard

I hope that everyone soon realises that time is about up on this thread...

+1 specially with news like the ones of the last 48hrs.
I´m gonna quote this bit from the Telegraph article, that to me reflects well what went on here. Our share is done, and really well done everybody:
"...you (James Martin) have given every cyclist more fuel than they could burn, you have revealed exactly why they feel unsafe on the roads, you have lost any moral high ground that motorists who believe as you do may even have thought about inhabiting. And every time a motorist or motorcyclist drives dangerously around a cyclist, blocking up the cycle lanes, beeping their horns, pushing them into the gutter or being aggressive with a vehicle that can quickly cause serious injury to that cyclist, you have given that cyclist an insight into the intent of that motorist and, most importantly, extremely good cause to be as utterly self-righteous and holier-than-thou as can possibly be imagined."

But, when all's said and done, and this thread is long dead and but a distant memory, he's still a cunt.

if he fucked off back to yorkyland he wouln't have to bother with congestion charge or city boys, unless you count Leeds! I'd pay good money to see him with a couple of ferrets down his strides!