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• #1302
A James Martin Restaurant Ride
Now that's a plan
We cycle to all his restaurants, mob up outside, air horn all his customers, piss all over his windows, then leave banana skins and snails on his doormat
let's include flicking dick beer on the windows, ala skidmarxx
- Pistanator
- blind dan
- Pistanator
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• #1303
Hope not a repost:
"**UPDATE 15/09/09 **The Daily Mail has bowed under the increasing pressure and removed the final section of the 'review' – as well as all the comments on the story, none of which were very positive about Martin or his stance on cycling. They've kept the bits about hating cyclists though. Meanwhile, the 'I hate James Martin' group on Facebook has swelled its numbers to over 1,500"
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• #1305
I suppose it was inevitable.
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• #1306
I get it, he's a cunt but was a third thread on the subject really necessary?
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• #1307
Fuck Me! Not another one!! Yes he's a cunt. But UTFS FFS!!
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• #1308
i hope.... nah fuck it
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• #1309
this entire fucking story is so fucking tired now. Can't we just moan about the rain or somin?
So that rain, eh? Pretty wet.
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• #1310
Not today it's not Donut
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• #1311
I have heard of this amazing Scottish trials rider, and thinking about it some amazing German girls doing tricks, and also a picture of a Squirrel stuck in someones wheel- any one ever seen these things?
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• #1312
Breaking news: James Martin has apologised!
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• #1313
poo, his carpet, etc
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• #1314
i did utfs but didnt search Daily Mail ffs
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• #1315
In other news, I'm eating crisps.
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• #1316
i did utfs but didnt search Daily Mail ffs
It's survival of the fittest on here, mate.
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• #1317
Once upon a time, there was a thread about a nasty man called James Martin...
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• #1318
In other news, I'm eating crisps.
chants "Beer, beer. We drink it here. It's really nice."
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• #1319
This just in...LFGSS flame lame thread starter shock...
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• #1320
beer beer we want more beer
get the fucking beers in
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• #1321
there once was a rabbi names kieth,
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• #1322
I hope his scalextric car runs off the track and across his carpet and gets carpet fluff all over the copper braids, and his local model shop doesn't have any replacements.
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• #1323
Hope not a repost either but we've been linked on his wikipedia site:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Martin_(chef)
References
- ^ "The Tesla Roadster is the all-electric supercar that's as fast as a Ferrari". Daily Mail. 2009-09-12. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1211917/JAMES-MARTIN-The-Tesla-Roadster-electric-supercar-thats-fast-Ferrari.html.
- ^ "Bradley Wiggins". Twitter. 2009-09-14. http://twitter.com/bradwiggins.
- ^ "Robbie McEwen". 2009-09-14. http://twitter.com/mcewenrobbie.
- ^ "TV chef James Martin cooks up a storm with anti-cycling remarks". Bike Radar. 2009-09-14. http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/tv-chef-james-martin-cooks-up-a-storm-with-anti-cycling-remarks-23188.
- ^ http://www.londonfgss.com/thread29463.html
- ^ http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12649947
- ^ "Show #135 (Special): Tesla Responds". THE FREDCAST CYCLING PODCAST: EPISODE 135. 2009-09-14. http://www.thefredcast.com/?p=904.
- ^ "Updated: James Martin puts his foot in it with cyclists and Tesla aren't happy either". Road CC. 2009-09-15. http://road.cc/content/news/8211-updated-james-martin-puts-his-foot-it-cyclists-and-tesla-arent-happy-either.
- ^ Stellar
- ^ a b KBBNews - News feature
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• #1324
he bit off the foreskin
of a young richard dawkins
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• #1325
In other news, I'm eating crisps.
What flavour?
I hope he takes a disposable camera to a music festival and all his favorite moments come out blank, leaving only three photos of him sucking off a guy in a spiderman outfit.