Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

What is really annoying is that the Mail saw fit to disable comments on the original article for so long, yet it blithely allows racist fuckwits free rein 24 hours a day...
http://www.mailwatch.co.uk/2009/09/14/asda-asian-clothing-daily-mail-comments/

I hope he is driving back along the motorway one day, only to veer off and crash into a wasteland bit that isn't visible from the road, suffers a broken leg and unable to make his way back up the enbankment he decides to get shitfaced off wine, comes to the realisation that he will never be rescued and then pisses over the cowering body of a large (but mentally challenged) man but then feels really bad about it afterwards.

I hope the next time he burps, he burps up a little bit of sick, but is also in public so has to swallow it back down.

Seriously, 26 pages of hoping?! ROFL!

I hope the next time he burps, he burps up a little bit of sick, but is also in public so has to swallow it back down.

I hope the next time he farts, he farts up a little bit of poo, but is also in public so has to walk oddly to the nearest toilet, which is far away.

I hope that he's been meaning to call auto-glass repair about that chip in his Ferrari windscreen...

I hope that Joe Pesci eats in one of his restaurants and he comes out and calls him 'a funny guy'.

I hope he´s hoping never to have written that

i hope he knows he´s a cunt

I hope he gets on the wrong side of Tony Jaa

hope he meets my namesake

I hope he gets on the wrong side of Beth Ditto, in a tight alley.

I hope he forgets to charge his phone and whilst speaking to his Mum it cuts out and then the next time they speak she berates him for hanging up on her so rudely.

I hope he gets an itch right where he can't reach and has to ask someone to scratch it for him but they refuse.

I hope he doesn't get served for cigarettes because although he is lucky enough to look under 21 he doesn't have any ID to prove he's over 18

I hope a wall mounted moose falls on his head giving him concussion right before some German tourists visit his restaurant and he accidently mentions the war

Zzzzzzzzzz ...

I hope he reads Zzzzzzzzzzzz as Polish for "James Martin, you're a numpty".

Zzzzzzzzzz ...

Are you tired of the 'hopes' or the fact it's 2am?

Fuck this.. I have to get up in 4 hours.

^ I hope that's what James Martin is thinking..

I hope Joanne Goode gets a stomach upset after eating in his cafe.

I hope the colour he likes best after trying a selection of paint samples turns out not to look quite as good when applied to a larger area

I hope his hoover bag splits.

I hope his shoe lace snaps on his fancy brogues and all the shop has in stock are boot laces.

Lol @ Greasy...what have you started.

I hope he orders some real nice parts for his classic car, but in a bid to save money he selects Royal Fail 1st class unrecorded delivery instead of next day City Link and they get lost in the post and he has to spend over two hours on the phone and 10 emails trying to find out what has happened to his fncking missing parts due to the Royal Fail fncking post strike...