Jobs - Post vacancies here

I know, I know - wrong place, but I'm desperate to kick my youth out of the house.

Before I browse through the ads on Gumtree, is there anybody who knows about a very part time job (Mondays and Saturdays prefered) for a not very clued up 16yo girl who "study" art/film at the college? East-ish London prefered. I don't want her to slack around all day doing nothing.

^Festus...

Oh, got it. Very funny indeed

ps. She's my stepdaughter, but still too young for him. It's not like I want her out of the house by any means necessary

why don't you bastards talk about me like I'm not here?