How many bikes do you own?

1. One bianchi one trek. With gears... the shame.
   

Moulton TSR30
Dahon Jack
Strida 3.2
Brompton M3 - currently S/S due to gear cable b0rkness (~ 15 year old model, on long term borrow from owner who can't bear to sell bikes)

2 I suppose

1 - frankenbike fixed jobby that I'm slowly turning into something half decent
2 - an old mtb sitting in my parents garage that I haven't even seen in about 5 years let alone ridden

The problem with this bloody website is I keep wanting more bikes now.

Fixed ( Condor Pista )- Used for 40km each way daily commute
Road Hybrid ( Giant FCR ) - My mount before I got all fixed up
2 Old geared work horses that, both gatherign dust

1 - BJ vigorelli
1 - S&M ltf
1 - ktm sxf 250 (it is technically a bike, albeit motorised haha)

1. 09 spesh langster , as it came out of the box - winter hacker
   
2. 07 spesh langster , built from new frameset with shinier bits than stock
   
3. 09 wilier mortirolo , Italian carbon lovliness with 10 speed campag
   
4. late 90,s CAD2 Cannondale mtb with new xt and white industries hubs
   
5. 08 redline monocog s/s mtb 29er frame and forks yet to be built
   
6. 07 Giant ocr powder blue ( my wifes )
   7.09 Marin bay view trail ( my little girls )
   
   

Items 1 and 5 are currently for sale , as I have been told its getting a bit silly in the garage and need some space apparently .

erm
giant bowery mashup
condor pista
omega alchemy
one one ebb inbred
orange p7 ss
orange zerO jump bike
condor hoffman bmx
3/4s of a falcon ss road bike (will be finished soon...)

and various frames in various states of "build"

Oh and a Bianchi 1885 alu winterised road bike

Ive had that "garage chat" too.

Dont have a car so what else am I meant to fill the garage with?

1 carbon track (PlanetX)
1 steel track ("Custom" handmade lugged black thing)
1 fugly lopro (Fixed)
1 road bike (Fondreist)
1 cargo bike (Longjohn)
oh. and a touringbike thats a bit too small for me, considering giving it to the girlfriend.

one down on the touringbike.. Gave it to my girlfriend..
up on;
1 faggin trackframe
(unbuild, needs a few parts + some paint fix0ring)
1 fucking amazing split-seattube Rigi from Italia!
1 rossin road bike
(in "has been in a basement for 20 years condition, found it in the basement)
1 29'er mtb with hydrolic v-brakes and Deore LX
(non-working condition, don't need a lot of work though, junkyard find, lock seems to have been installed by a bikeshop so guess it has not been stolen, maybe the previous owner died?)
1 winter-specific fixed with mudguards
(in almost working condition)

oh.. and I also have a tallbike... build of classic italian frames!

Shit, thats a lot of bikes!

My wife gives me grief regarding the number of bikes I have (5). She was talking to one of her colleagues, who although slightly on the portly side, told her he does a bit of cycle racing, so she asked how many bikes he has,.. he answered 9! So I am in the clear for that lo-pro purchase then!

Can anyone beat 9?

I've got twenty billion.

I wish. I am currently trying to convince my future wife I need more than 1!

I've got 20 billion and one now.

Bike that looks really good on the wall - 1

apologies - did utfs - http://www.lfgss.com/search.php?searchid=1050717- came up with nowt?

"Can anyone beat 9?"

no one can ever, ever beat 9,

heres how, multiply 9 x any number, it reduces to 9,

watch,
9 x 9 =81, 8 +1 =9
9 x 723= 2943, 2+9 =11+4=15+3=18 1+8= 9

9 is the number of cosmic awesomeness man

Pffft. I can beat 9.

show me?

You're confining yourself to using arabic number systems.

I knew that after reading the maths thread it would be folly to talk about 9, oh well you live and learn..

Sorry.

9 isn't even prime... Integer fail...

It's all about 7...