Where can I find cool cycling clothes

all the nice cycling stuff is for tall and slender people - this i am not.

i'd really like a pair of decent looking cycling trousers, ie something i can ride all day in then pop into the pub without looking like a spandex wearing pseudo cyclo warrior but the problem is i'm a short arse with rather chunky legs. any ideas?

in short: nice trousers, articulated for cycling, pref breathable, fit to suit short arse with chunky legs.

try Endura shorts on Ebay + lycra clip-ins thingy with inserts