Puerile sexist shite

I mean the thing where you can tell, by the relative length of your index and ring fingers, whether you have female or male brain patterning (or halfway between – its a spectrum) from the hormonal markers laid down in the womb. I read a paper about it ages ago, but yeah, it may well be called what you say, I can't remember. A surprising amount of men and women have the opposite pattern than you'd think, though. Men with lady fingers are often extremely intelligent and end up being academics, apparently. Verbal reasoning, yadda yadda.

I'm shit at maths too, and at verbal reasoning like crosswords/countdown, but unbeatable at Connect4, and pretty good at throwing and catching; spatial stuff. That's all summat to do with it, I think. Or it may be fuck all to do with my male brain and just be the wonder that is me :--)

Hmm, where does that leave me? I'm half and half! My left hand has a longer index than ring finger, and my right is the proper masculine way.

Am I a bearded lady?