I love Beth Ditto - let's talk about sex baby

I'd kick a skinny guy's butt all the way down the length of Oxford Street, and back again. I'd rather be "lardy" then "wimpish".

I'd love to lie in bed with her, and talk about all sorts, like the war in Iraq, what the hoy-poloy of showbiz are really like, and her childhood.

By the way, Beth, if you are reading this, or your PA is, call me. Its your chance to have a caramel macchiato baby. Or just try out a black guy. Go on.....who's going to know?

To me, skinny reminds me of skeletons.

Oh yes, I rarely fantacize, and, I agree that Halle Berry is boring. ;)

I'm older than you, and revel in my grey-flecks, and the worldly wisdom it brings. Mock on.

I do admit that I find skinniness to be abhorent. Sorry.

redheads (let's get it right FFS), are like molotov cocktails to my testosterone levels. Unicorn impression....ON!

Lily Cole has clearly been half-starved by hate-filled parents, her red hair makes up somewhat for her ribs almost being an exo-skeleton.
Me, her, and a tub of something greasy. Yes indeed. I guess I must be the weird one eh?

My guess, and its only a guess, is that Ditto has failed to be how others wished she were (fit), and maybe because she's tried and failed at dieting and exercising, she's showing her rebellion. A sort of "I can never be slim, so world you'll just have to be forced to accept me, warts and all", is what I think it is. I understand that sort of defensive persona very well, and her ballsy attitude is probably a front for someone that wished originally that she were fitter, but gave up, and will now MAKE people deal with her as she is.

I like that Beth alot. Not for a shag per se (wouldn't rule it out though, and I'd do Lfgss very proud),

Yes I can tell you why, and that is because Beth is allowed the Sexy Tax Allowance, which more than makes up for her weight.

Beth is coming to London actually. You want her to sit on you, or me first? Go on, if you type it really quietly, nobody will ever know.

You know you want to. You do. You do want to. Suits you sir.

Stand in line Balki, it will be a long wait. ;)

Have to watch out for Tynan, as he's lined up one of her fatfolds, thereby sneakily manouervering around...and wham.

My Blackberry has over 650 and contacts, only a handful are business contacts. The rest are friends and family.

Let's not talk about who I really cannot have. Its a wasted mahogony. :(

I stuck that last bit in to ward off frightening Bendixs. You can never be too careful.

Bit late