Brakeless

Cunts on shit bikes undertaking are a massive pain in the testicles.
I had a big ol ride the other weak, and nearly got killed twice by two people trying to undertake on the inside. One got such a mouthful of extremities that he just stared at me in disbelief.

I find looking at them angrily and gradually drifting towards their front wheel with my rear normally prevents this, don't forget to check your inside as well ;)