Today I was riding south just after london bridge. I pulled out into the middle of the lane, saw that the outside of the bus was a no-go for an overtake at some traffic lights, so I looked over my shoulder to pull back only to find some CUNT ON A MOUNTAINBIKE zooming up my inside. I had to swerve back out, take the impossibly narrow gap down the outside and pull a really hairy sideways skid to avoid slamming into the back of another car. I was toying with the idea of pushing the prick off his mountain bike, but i settled for stopping in a pub and having a pint of coke instead. :(
Today I was riding south just after london bridge. I pulled out into the middle of the lane, saw that the outside of the bus was a no-go for an overtake at some traffic lights, so I looked over my shoulder to pull back only to find some CUNT ON A MOUNTAINBIKE zooming up my inside. I had to swerve back out, take the impossibly narrow gap down the outside and pull a really hairy sideways skid to avoid slamming into the back of another car. I was toying with the idea of pushing the prick off his mountain bike, but i settled for stopping in a pub and having a pint of coke instead. :(