"If you want to ride in the middle of the road pay road tax!"

or
"thats sooooo unfair"

Actually a car pulled out on me last night. I managed to stop an inch or so before the side. The driver put both hands in the air apologetically (no I was'nt 'packing'). I tried to look pissed off, but realised I was doing a really nice trackstand (I usually look like I'm riding a mechanical bull). I did a massive grin, and rode off all embaressed.

MikeC to the thread, calling MikeC.

Yep. This behaviour dissapoints me :)