My bike got jacked, yo

This is getting stupid, it's making me wanna just give up riding completely. You can't own anything nice in this piece of shit city. Will keep an eye out man, recently had my best ride nicked and I know how shit it is.

Nooooo! Say it isn't true! They got the Lizard as well???!!!!

(big winky smiley here) Sorry Dave, crap joke.