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@CYOA
Chap in his 40's, complete nut-job, on some charcoal single speed who came up behind me while I was stopped at lights and shouted "Come on come on come on. Get out the way. Stand there all day why dont you? etc" for about a minute. Naturally I told him to fuck off (not realising at this stage he obviously had some issues). He then tried to overtake me as we both turned left and then slammed on his brakes till he was travelling at about 2 miles an hour and made sure he held his hand out (as though indicating despite it being a straight road with no turn-offs) to block me from overtaking.
I sighed, took the moral high ground and and rode into the sunset and shot him 9 times in the face.