"If you want to ride in the middle of the road pay road tax!"

If it happened at all frequently, I'd love to carry a cheque book around to whip out (like my cock) and pay their magical fairy road tax.. that'd fuck 'em..

Vehicle Weight.. so that works out to.. oh.. 0.0045 of a pence.

writing a cheque for 0.0p as it's zero / low emissions, same as some cars eg. Toyota Prius (which is actually a scam of a car and does have emission and fairly poor mileage)