School boy error required breakdown assistance in Brentford

I ride a track bike with no bottle mounts in a T-shirt and shorts/jeans, there is very little room in this ensemble for a pump, tubes/patches, spanners, allen keys etc...
What about when it rains? I don't go out, ask Murtle he'll tell you.

Some people don't deserve bikes..

(That's based on the Aussie ad reference BRM and co.)