Anyone know any good dating agencies?

^^^I'd have got her a Kofti

With any luck. You'd be well in there.

"Rich girl with her own trust fund seeks bit of Sarf London rough for deviant sexual acts and bike riding."

I prefer deviant bike acts and sexual riding TBH....thats just how I roll.

the legal age in Britain for shagging is 16. blimey I thought everyone knew that.

in NI it's 17

+1 your all a bunch of sad sacks.

I meet all my birds here,

Gender fail.

It's a dark alley! Can't always get it right.....

nice 1 hippy www.doyoufuckonfirstdates.com
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- Kevin Bloody Wilson-Do ya fuck on 1st dates[/ame]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tramp%20juice

Juice for tramps *

mmmmm, I have a thing for scruffy guys.......

Gender fail.

You want to talk gender fail:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36Yi-Pb1wM&eurl=http://brainfood.howies.co.uk/page/2/&feature=player_embedded#t=331

and so many of you will still get off on it. Sad.

I think I'm missing something from that overposted youtube clip. Gender fail where?

errrr, I'm just jealous. Sorry.

errrr, I'm just jealous. Sorry.

Their looks or the mad bike skillz?

Their looks or the mad bike skillz?

Jealous of the complete package. And the celebratory hug at the end.

Don't be jealous. You need to chillax.

A hot cup of cocoa and a torch under the duvet with a jazz mag will sort you out :]

nice 1 hippy www.doyoufuckonfirstdates.com
YouTube - Kevin Bloody Wilson-Do ya fuck on 1st dates

Good ol' KB might have been the inspiration behind that url, I admit.

sounds romantic.. now to find my torch and select my mag. I should take advice more often.

sounds romantic.. now to find my torch and select my mag. I should take advice more often.

Finish your cocoa first though, it's a dreadful stain to try and explain away.

Finish your cocoa first though, it's a dreadful stain to try and explain away.

Not if your sheets are brown already.... and well I don't have to explain myself to anyone - so safe all round. Time for a brew.

Not if your sheets are brown already.... and well I don't have to explain myself to anyone - so safe all round. Time for a brew.

If you're really going to risk juggling a hot beverage and a mag of choice under the duvet have you considered laminating the pages?

Just laminate the bed.

Sounds time consuming and I'm terribly bad with office stationary.... laminate the bed? You mean put a plastic wee sheet on it. No. Ta. How bout I just continue chillaxin on the sofa? No risk of spills and wet sheets.

Sounds time consuming and I'm terribly bad with office stationary....

I prefer my office to be stationary.

e for envelope. works for me every time.

You should the PM's I got from inmates.com

His name is Leroy!

:-[s]

(he has a goatiee)

Leroy Jenkins?

I prefer my office to be stationary.

I bet you have that printed on your compliment slips.