A girl wandered into the magic forest and found one of the "little people" sitting on top of a mushroom with his head between his knees, making strange moaning and slurping noises.
"Excuse me, little elf. Are you unwell?" asked the girl...
"F@ck off, I'm a goblin"
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A girl wandered into the magic forest and found one of the "little people" sitting on top of a mushroom with his head between his knees, making strange moaning and slurping noises.
"Excuse me, little elf. Are you unwell?" asked the girl...
"F@ck off, I'm a goblin"