Build virgin, friendly advise needed please

i was only asking as i would like to get my bike up and running but i suppose your typical london wankers go wank off each other and stop dressing like geography teachers oh and for fuck sake liven up a bit

Ahem! It's Mr Wanker to you....!!! and for the record we're not all bad, generalizations like that won't get you any friends at all....!!! for the record...
Where might you be from that's so high and mighty and 'better'/'cooler'/'hipper'/'smarter' than London!!!???
it's really not a competition.... :(

So, you'd like some help? There's a little thing goes round here called utfs.
but just to be extra helpful i've taken the trouble to do that for you.
http://www.londonfgss.com/thread11067.html

I hope this will help you and i wish you every success on your build! always good to see more single/fixed

Snif