Football

ah yes, big red, what did the door staff of the UEFA champions league say to you?
"ah yes, i can see you're champions of your league, but we've asked you to play against a team that finished fourth (yes fourth) to see if you can come in."

was this followed 90 minutes later with
"i'm sorry, Queen's Celtic, unfortunately you can't come into this party. You'll have to stay at home and play in your league of 12. with all the intricacies that come from that bizarre format you have up there regarding top positions. and midweek games in the europa league. here's a cheese sandwich. no. you can't have a cuddle."

but we weren't champions, you cunt, that's why we had to qualify.
and you have to admit, we were unlucky to draw arsenal, as opposed to fc bosnia, like every other team.

we will be there next year, too.

give me a buzz when your mob of fucking farmers and bakers get a game in europe and i will watch it with you.

fuck me. no one really gives a fuck about the scottish league, everyone knows it's shit. it's about beating the huns and playing in europe. you talk like celtic and rangers fans don't know this.

have fun struggling to get promoted and winning 10 points in a season again