The New Oxford Street Ride

this ride has fixie-prick ridden all over it. there will be 8 punctures, 3 accidents, 6 people will get lost, 3 will get dropped up the slight incline outside HMV and there will be 3 terminal mechanicals.
at least 38% of participants will have their saddle too high and 48% will be riding the wrong sized frame in the belief that "it's nippy in town"

...and 1 will have a nice Pegoretti. None of that 531 stove-pipe nonsense for them