The New Oxford Street Ride

this ride has fixie-prick ridden all over it. there will be 8 punctures, 3 accidents, 6 people will get lost, 3 will get dropped up the slight incline outside HMV and there will be 3 terminal mechanicals.
at least 38% of participants will have their saddle too high and 48% will be riding the wrong sized frame in the belief that "it's nippy in town"

So you're coming along then?

Jolly good. It will be nice to see you.